True Stories for the adventures of Sally Babies

True Stories
the adventures of
Sally's Babies

It Gets Hot In July In Texas

One day as I was on my way to deliver two babies at the convalescent home where my father was, I stopped at the local department store to pick up a few items. I left the babies (dolls) in the back seat of the car, standing up facing the back of the seat. I wasn't in the store long before there was a frantic announcement over the pager " would whoever owns a Chevrolet, license plate number XX-XXXX please come to the courtesy booth immediately! Two small children are locked in your car and we will have to break the windows to save them if you do not come now! "OF COURSE it was my car and the children were my dolls! After making my way to the front of the store I tried to explain to the staff that they were dolls. However, they required proof, sol had to go unlock my car and show them that indeed the children were not real! The police officer told me to cover them or put them in the trunk from now on

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Trouble Again!

I am a waitress at a local restaurant, and often take my dolls to work with me, where they sell very well. One day I took a boy doll to work with me and stood him in a comer out of the way. Later about six county sheriffs department officers came in for coffee. I noticed they kept looking at my doll in the comer, being so still and quiet, I thought they were admiring it- Finally one of them asked me "WHOSE CHILD IS THAT?" Well, I thought that I’d playing along and I said "It’s my grandson (as I stomped my foot) and he has been very bad, so I made him stand in the corner." All six men stood up at once, and I knew right away I was in trouble! So very quickly I showed them my Grandson was one of my Sally’s Babies! Needless to say that I haven’t done that again.

I love all of my kids and I’ll never forgot what my mother told me: